This is Heather C.

Hey Mr. Safer,

Ouch, man. I feel your pain. As someone who has also bit bitten by Julian Schnabel during an interview — at a roundtable for The Diving Bell and the Butterfly — all I can say is, at least he didn’t call you honey.

It makes me wonder, though, Morley, is the Viagra ad placed directly next to Schnabel’s head a coincidence or a subtle touch of sweet revenge.

And while we’re on the topic, there’s something else I’ve got to say, old friend. It did make me a little uncomfortable when you said “outside there are 360 degrees of killer views.” Really, Morley, “killer?”

Sincerely,

Heather C